foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

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blacktwink:

me: am i cute or nah?

front-facing camera: or nah.

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What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

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probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

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